guardian-of-life: thecatsaysmeow replied to your post: (dad just threatened to turn the router off so if… why (becuase it’s 1:30 am and they’s been trying to enfource an 11pm bedtime for me.) aren’t you going to be 20 in like a month i never went to sleep ever when I was still living there P:
the-bacony-blog: DROP IT! OKAY!
mack-aroni: s—ge: In Portland, we don’t say “i love you”, we say “tree tREE RAIN recycle green put bIRd on it LOCALLY gROWn toms shoes BEER” which roughly translates too “i dont know how to pump my own gas” i think that’s really beautiful
husband come home i promised i would stay up until you got home but i’m sleepy so hurry up already
i had a very interesting dream last night that makes me think that maybe I should write again if my brain can come up with crazy stuff like that
chinchillahime: espeonchan: espeonchan: i cant believe people order slop like domnios and pizza hut and expect quality pizza to be fair i cant believe people order slop like domnios and pizza hut at all I really like dominos chicken the pizza is meh only reason i like pizza hut so much is stuffed crust ahhhhhh cheese is my best friend
pit-brony: Irony: Doctor Who episode about Cybermen is brought to you by iRobot.
Pug raids on WoW, tell them “hey I’ve only done the first three fights on this tank so you’ll have to bear with me while I learn the fights” other tank ends up not knowing them at all Wondering if my server just has a ton of really forgiving people or if nobody wanted to cuss out a girl P:
huh further googling reveals that there are a few of these scam shops selling seeds for blue, black, green, and even RAINBOW roses. okay really, rainbow roses? are there people out there that really think rainbow roses are a thing?
WHY DO I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ROSES
oh also roses are a real pain in the ass to grow from seed, which is why nurseries sell and ship you the actual growing plant when you order them, like you need to be a real rose expert to grow a rose from a seed
chinchillahime: nunia replied to your post: OH MAN I HOPE HE’S OKAY what WAHT OMG IM SORRY IF I DID SOMETHING no usernames with suicide in it no text or tags with suicide in it it was marked by savior for some fucking reason it was otherwise completely okay wth savior the source has it in their username
shh-im-in-my-mindpalace: my friend has a popular text post and won’t let me forget it rude you tell em
4/0/20 i like scores like these yay sona
SO MUCH LATE NIGHT RAGE WOW
BRIANNA HE’S STILL GOING AT IT “oh I’m not talking about depression. clearly this person who has been struggling with soul-crushing depression for well over a year doesn’t actually have depression, they’re just trying to be a ~~~unique snowflake~~~~!!!” oh and anyone who relates to it is a ~~~unique snowflake~~~~ too I guess because you know I am an educated...
dannerzz: A few years back I was hanging around a local shopping complex with a friend of mine. He proposed we go to petsmart. We then proceeded to argue all throughout the store whether it was pets mart or pet smart. Playful banter, but it got pretty heated toward the end. Okay! We decided. We’ll check when we go back outside. We calmed down, finished our browsing and then rushed out the door...
candymandie: etherealpunk: candymandie: etherealpunk: candymandie: I’m leaving roliana for like a year so get online if you can I’m clearing out 99% of my inventory and I ‘m selling all my commons for like 1 and 10 gold each GURL. I AM SCOOPING UP SO MANY OF YOUR COMMONS THEY WILL BE MINE AWYIS LIKE POKEMON I think I killed the site Your items are barely staying the...
mana ramping attack speed taric in aram why not wheee
put some pork carnitas meat in the slow cooker and oh my lord it’s only been an hour and it smells so wonderful although I think i dumped waaayyy too much seasoning in there just because it smelled so good.
candymandie: peachpitts: candymandie: peachpitts: yanno out of curiosity I looked up what the purpose of a training bra was it’s exactly what I expected: “hurry up and be a WOMAN who can do THE SEX already!!1” It replaces undershirts I guess I never knew of anyone who wore undershirts before graduating to a training bra though unless you mean culturally/historically I will admit I...
REBLOG IF YOU PLAY MINECRAFT
me: it's he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years
the hymen comment was in reference to me googling “hermoine granger jar” and getting fanfiction where apparently hermoine keeps her hymen in a jar???
Me: my basic book idea has a bit of a concept now but I need an overarching plot still hm 1:14 AM Me: butithasnothingtodowithhymens 1:15 AM Egg: World destruction! 1:22 AM Me: idk so far it’s more low-key than that maybe for the second half of the book where everything suddenly changes directions 1:24 AM Egg: Put a little fence around it! 1:29 AM Me: ffff i love you 1:30 AM [[MORE]] egg...
candymandie: thecatsaysmeow: candymandie: shartonnay: that’s what sucks tho ignoring the awful racist thing my Spanish teacher said Castillian Spanish is still the dialect that is widely taught in American schools What good is it learning the European Spanish dialect when there are literally hundreds of Latin@ Spanish dialects spoken in America? it must be like how in Italy the two...
veryredgir: http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/washington The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment. Oh my god this is really a summary of Washington though oh good so it’s not just us down here in oregon
candymandie: shartonnay: that’s what sucks tho ignoring the awful racist thing my Spanish teacher said Castillian Spanish is still the dialect that is widely taught in American schools What good is it learning the European Spanish dialect when there are literally hundreds of Latin@ Spanish dialects spoken in America? it must be like how in Italy the two main dialects are al nord and al...
candymandie: shartonnay: my freshman spanish teacher said that Castillian Spanish was “the only Spanish that should be taught in America” this is why White Spanish teachers are a bad idea in general
not saying they don’t know I’m crazy already but recent incidents will really try to get them to warn Egg away from me I’m sure.
whelp the first of the inlaws gets to find out about how much of a basketcase I am tomorrow, that’s great. -.-